There are many things that parents can do to piss off their children. But which are the worst? What must parents do in order to […]
I don’t think being pregnant is beautiful. There. I said it. It feels ridiculously liberating to say this. Like I am running in slow-motion, naked […]
I am finally starting to accept the fact that spandex athletic pants will never grace the cover of Vogue Magazine. I don’t think I will […]
Sometimes, I feel like I am royally sucking at being a mother to two children. A few days ago I opened up my daughter’s baby […]
Hello Everybody! Hope your #wineweds, humpday or whatever you want to call today was freakin’ fantastic.
Step into my office. I’m sure you have some high-level executive job that pays a fat salary, or just any job that pays…. and that’s […]
Nope. She is not an alcoholic. I know some of you will be disappointed when I say this, but she does not “turn to the […]
The last time I said, “let’s do it” to my husband, we were both standing over a mound of fresh dung that had been excreted […]
Hello, friend! Thought I’d mix things up a bit and throw a video in your face. It’s my first video…. and it’s extremely obvious.
This is my first time ever to be demoted. And I’m absolutely not mad about it peeps. I used to be the boss-lady, head honcho, […]
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